Wednesday, January 04, 2006

It's amazing how the universe works! My good friend of almost 30 years, Harry, found this joke on the internet. He swears he found it just as it is with the names and age listed exatly as you are about to read them. If you have known me long enough, you'll laugh at this as much as I did.

Sitting in the bar Harry asked his 42-year-old friend John,

"How come you aren't married?"

John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

Harry: "So what are you looking for?"

John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper, she's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality and money, she's got to have money, and a nice big house wouldn't hurt either."

Harry: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"

John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."

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